A Two-Tired Bicycle

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

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More jokes from Ryszard Cieplechowicz | Richard and Ryszard Cieplechowicz

Facial Hair Grew on Me

I have had a beard for years. It really grew on me.

More jokes on Ryszard’s blog · Richard and Ryszard

I Don’t Know Y

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

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More jokes: Ryszard's knock-knock jokes · Richard and Ryszard.

The Scarecrow's Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

More jokes: Ryszard Cieplechowicz · Richard and Ryszard Cieplechowicz

A Bear Walks Into a Bar

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I will have a gin and ... tonic."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

The bear looks at his paws and says, "I have always had these."

Posted by Richard (Ryszard) Cieplechowicz. Also on the web: Ryszard's jokes and the Google Site.

A Calendar's Days Are Numbered

Why did the calendar look worried?

Its days were numbered.

Posted by Richard (Ryszard) Cieplechowicz. Also on the web: Ryszard's knock-knock jokes and my name page.

No Guts, No Glory

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

Posted by Richard Cieplechowicz (Ryszard). More silliness: knock knock jokes on the Ryszard Cieplechowicz blog and my Google Site.