The Broken Drum

I have a joke about a broken drum, but you can't beat it.

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The Library Card

Why was the library card nervous?

It had a lot of issues.

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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He could not see himself doing it.

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The Suspicious Stairs

I do not trust stairs.

They are always up to something.

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The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A Two-Tired Bicycle

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

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Facial Hair Grew on Me

I have had a beard for years. It really grew on me.

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I Don’t Know Y

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

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The Scarecrow's Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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A Bear Walks Into a Bar

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I will have a gin and ... tonic."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

The bear looks at his paws and says, "I have always had these."

Posted by Richard (Ryszard) Cieplechowicz. Also on the web: Ryszard's jokes and the Google Site.

A Calendar's Days Are Numbered

Why did the calendar look worried?

Its days were numbered.

Posted by Richard (Ryszard) Cieplechowicz. Also on the web: Ryszard's knock-knock jokes and my name page.

No Guts, No Glory

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

Posted by Richard Cieplechowicz (Ryszard). More silliness: knock knock jokes on the Ryszard Cieplechowicz blog and my Google Site.

Anti-Gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down.

Posted by Richard (Ryszard) Cieplechowicz. Also on the web: knock-knock jokes from Ryszard Cieplechowicz and Richard Cieplechowicz's home page.